My dad always said, shaking his head when the bill came: It’s the drinks and appetizers that add up. (wipes brow, adjusts crotch)
Perhaps Dez Bryant said that when several Dallas Cowboys stuck him with a $55K dinner tab.
I don’t care if I have enough money where I’m using gold bullion for an ottoman, I’ll never be able to get with high-priced dinners. I paid $150 for a steak once in Vegas. And it wasn’t much better than the Outback special. The guy asked me if I wanted mushrooms on my steak. Thinking it was like A-1 or ketchup – just a condiment or a free side – I said sure. He never mentioned it’d be an additional $30. That especially hurt when I shoved all said mushrooms off my steak because they tasted like panther piss.