Since Tulsa World’s Bill Haisten predicts a 35% chance that OSU will beat Nebraska at home on Oct. 23, I’m predicting there’s a 35% percent chance the Cowboys will wear black in that game. Because like Kim Kardashian, OSU athletic director Mike Holder keeps going back to black when he’s in/needs a pickle. (Multiple puns intended)
Gundy claims that a “committee of older” players convinced the coach to approve the black jerseys. And that his wife was upset she didn’t know until the Pokes ran on the field. Was his wife upset when Coach G came home with that tight haircut? Geez, Mike. The blog is called Gundy’s Lettuce. And you’re not helping me out with that haircut. You’re not the military, bro. Let that spike grow a little longer.
Friday Night Football
I’ll have to DVR “America’s Funniest Videos” on Friday night to watch the Cowboy game. Or should I DVR the game and watch Tom Bergeron smirk his way through dads getting hit in the nuts with a whiffle ball and old people falling off of boats? The non-Saturday games on ESPN or ESPN2 definitely help national exposure. After the win over Texas A&M, more than 100 people came to this blog by googling “Brandon Weeden.” Then they were disappointed to find dick jokes and bad puns in lieu of real information.
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