Tulsa World scribe Mike Strain claims the Mike Gundy and his wife scoured campus looking for a kegger after the Washington State game but everyone was already too drunk and passed out.
Writes Strain:
Gundy had taped his television show and that resulted in an 11:46 p.m. exit from the stadium, he said. Tailgaters had headed home. He and his wife tried a restaurant, but it was packed and no parking spot was available. So, they went home.
“Unfortunately, our kids were still up,” he said.
Gundy said he plans to find tailgaters after this week’s game against Troy.
“We’ve had a hard time finding people at midnight, which is understandable,” he said. “I’m sure I’d know where to find everybody, but I’m not sure Kristen and I have enough energy to go to those locations.”
No word if Gundy found a party last Saturday night. But I hope he did.
Can you imagine if Gundy rolled up to your tailgate, cracked a Coors Cutter and started kicking around a hacky sack. Then he starts majorly cock-blocking that girl you want to hook up with because he’s wooing her with tales of the zone-read and running his gelled fingers through his hair. Then he double-dips in your guacomole and you catch him wiping a booger on your truck tire. Then its like, “Okay, Mike. We get it. Holiday Bowl. 1988. Awesome.” Then he gets pissed and takes a move he learned from “Walker: Texas Ranger” and snaps the tap off your keg with a roundhouse kicks, punches you in the gut and whizzes in your pretzel bowl. Go Cowboys!
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