This is a hilarious mash-up of the laziest screenwriter fall-back line in an action movie: “We’ve got company!”
Since John Klein loves overwrought cliches and lazy writing, he could probably pleasure himself to his clip. The venerable scribe went out on a limb this week and theorized that, since the Tulsa Drillers have a brand-new, sparkling, state-of-the-art ballpark, that might actually INCREASE attendance in 2010.
In other news, Howdy Doody’s testicles are, in fact, wooden. Also, Brett Farve is a gunslinger, Bob Stoops is truculant with the media and Mike Gundy has awesome hair.