Attention: Producers of “Dancing With The Stars”
You have a budding performer in Stillwater. Apparantly, according to OSU cornerback Perrish Cox, Mike Gundy dances in the team circle.
From Bill Haisten’s blog:
“He hides it from the media and fans, but OSU coach Mike Gundy occassionally dances in the team circle. Cox says cornerback Terrance Anderson does the best impression of the Gundy dance.
“You have to see (Gundy) dance,” Cox said. “It’s like the bones are broken in his legs. It’s crazy. You’re like, ‘Where are your bones at, man?’
I think I felt it move when I read this. Gundy dancing? Classic. Does this mean the MWC Bomber has a personality? Perhaps laughs on occassion? Does not power down each night in his zip-up cellophane chamber and recalibrate for the next morning?
Based on Perrish’s description of Gundy’s dance moves, I’m picturing a marionette dangling from a set of strings that both Boone Pickens and Mike Holder control behind a curtain while drinking the blood of refugee children, clubbing baby seals and poking old ladies in the eye.